“Nobody Repects Women More Than I Do. Nobody.”

A quote by … Donald Trump, of course. To clarify, my “of course” is not said in agreement, but in the assumption that, by now, everyone has heard his often repeated claim. But, the thing is … saying something over and over does not make it true. I offer the following evidence to dispute his self assessment.

Husband Material?

Imagine a man being so brazen with his infidelity that, while on a family vacation with his wife and three kids, he has his mistress staying at a hotel nearby. A chance encounter reveals his affair; and the two women get into a heated argument. The man does nothing to intervene. His 14 year marriage ends in divorce.

His mistress becomes his girlfriend then gets pregnant with his child. A few months after their daughter was born, she became his second wife. Their union was short lived, as was the man’s interest in the progeny it had produced. His fourth child grew up barely knowing her father.

The man is just shy of 60 when he ties the knot a third time. His bride, a former model, is 25 years his junior. They celebrate their 1st anniversay the next January; his fifth child is born in March. And, in May, the man is on the other side of the country messing around with an porn star. His indescretion came to light 10 years later … even though he’d paid the woman over $100,000 so she wouldn’t tell.

Terms of Endearment?

Imagine a man who, in a public forum, use words like these to describe a specific woman. Wacky, Deranged, Dummy, Miss Piggy, Ugly Face and Body, Total Loser, Bad Plastic Surgery, 4th Ugliest Celebrity, Gross, Fat Slob, Washed-Up, Crazy, No Longer a “10”, Unattractive, Built like Linebacker, Bad Complexion, Bimbo, Horseface, Nasty, Lowlife, Dog, and Slob (among others)

Smooth Talker?

On Carly Fiona“Look at that face. Would anybody vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?” 

On Paris Hilton “Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton. I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?'”

On Arianna Huffington – “Unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man — he made a good decision.”

 On Kim Kardashian“Does she have a good body? No. Does she have a fat ass? Absolutely.” 

On Megyn Kelly ” You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.”

On His Daughter Tiffany “Well, I think that she’s got a lot of Marla. She’s a really beautiful baby, and she’s got Marla’s legs.” Motioning to his chest, Trump added: “We don’t know whether she’s got this part yet, but time will tell.”

On His Reality Show Contestants “It’s certainly not groundbreaking news that the early victories by the women on The Apprentice were, to a very large extent, dependent on their sex appeal.”

On “Press” “You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

On the Miss Universe Pageant – Well, I’ll tell you the funniest is that I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it. You know, I’m inspecting, I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, the dresses. ‘Is everyone okay?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody okay?’ And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that. ” (When asked how to improve the pageant) “Bathing suits smaller and heels higher.”

On What He Can Do to Women“Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

In Conclusion …

All of the above information is true. So, ladies, tell me what you think. Is there anybody who has more respect for women than Trump? Anybody?

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